St Valentines Day card suggestions
1. Ive decided not to kick you out!
2.Your breath's got better!
3. You might have an arse like the back of a bus, but its only a small bus!
4. I missed you! ..but Ive bought a telescopic sight...
5. Love is many things, and cheaper after 3am.
6. Ive seen other men looking at you..and not laughing much!
7. You dont piss me off anymore..Ive given up!
8.You look wonderful in that light..but better without it.
9. I love that you cook for me, I just hate eating it
10. I love you more than cutting the grass